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...Or Maybe Midgets

Title: ...Or Maybe Midgets
Fandom: Supernatural
Summary: A bit of Easter silliness. After all, bunnies aren't just cute, like everybody supposes... (H)




"I don't believe it," Dean muttered, afterwards, stalking off. Sam, hands full of the child -- she was scared and upset, gulping sobs as she clung stickily to his neck, but unhurt and alive -- had to lope to keep up. The girl had been the fifth victim, all children, all lured away with a trail of sugary things and then killed messily, but the hunt had been swift, and it was over, and Dean... was cranky. "Don't fuckin' believe it."

"Why not?" Sam said, far too perkily in a deliberate attempt to annoy his brother. From the glare he got, it worked. "Okay, maybe giant killer bunnies aren't usually on our schedule, but c'mon, man, this is us. What's ever usual?"

Dean grunted acknowledgment of that. His expression was still sour, but Sam suspected it was just cranky for the sake of being cranky, not actual crankiness with purpose. "That's not my point, Sammy."

"Could be worse." Ask me, his tone dared Dean, just ask.

"Okay, uh, how?" Dean asked, in a I-don't-really-want-to-know-do-I? sort of voice.

"Could've been the Little Bunny Foo-Foo. That would... well, you'd've had to dress up as the good fairy. I'm thinking pink tutu, wings, sparkly halo--"

Dean halted mid-step, stumbled a little. Stared at Sam, who gazed innocently back, humming under his breath. Little bunny Foo-foo, hoppin' through the forest, scoopin' up the field mice and boppin' 'em over the head...

After a moment, Dean winced and held up his hands. "You're the tutu boy, I ain't," he said, and Sam grinned and allowed his brother to bop him gently over the head. "But, dude, killing the Easter Bunny? So not in the contract."

"Like anything is?" Sam pointed out mildly. The girl in his arms had settled from crying to quiet, drowsy hiccups. "Tell you one thing, though: I'll never look at a Peep the same way again."

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